The Day After Theodore

UPDATE: The model has since been removed by GENC forces.

This hack was executed and sent to us by members of BAG (Anti GENC Brigade, istbag _ a t _gmail [dot] com), who want to raise awareness to the ill effects GENC will have on IST on a medium to long term. Keep reading, being well informed is important to your survival.

Dear supporters,

We want to alert the academic community to an ever-growing threat to our university. We'll be demonstrating that the mere existence of GENC causes irreparable damages to IST, damages from which we may never recover. We've ran a couple of simulations, predicting how IST Taguspark will be in 2020, both free and under GENC's rule.

Let's start by introducing (vide Cloverfield) the GENC monster who haunt our small campus:

Warrior - This monster is the horde leader. His special power is to walk around all day doing absolutely nothing.

Theo - This monster is always in a bad mood, showing an unfriendly face. He's a particularly mean monster.

Sanyo - He's the weakest monster, but features a terifying projection attack.

We began by simulating IST without GENC's influence (in 2020):

As you may observer there are birds singing, peace reigns and students are happy having never flunked calculus.

Let's move on to the simulation of IST under GENC's rule (in 2020):

The results speak for themselves. The birds are all dead, there's a constant war between GENC and the Alliance (the military forces). Students, bound by the new GENC Carbonara treaty - have Calculus I to CI, each with approval rates under 1%.

To validate our results we determined the error rates: 0%. This means that unless we turn the ship around in 2020 we'll all be slaves of an unending war for power.

After this rigorous simulation of the future of IST Taguspark, we can only hope you join our cause - to ban GENC back to the depths of hell. To illustrate our point a little better we'll show you a video sent from a future in which we couldn't gather enough volunteers to fight GENC.

B.A.G. - Brigada Anti-GENC
istbag _ a t _gmail [dot] com